Saturday, June 02, 2007

SOS: We $old Our $ouls For Cock & Bull.

Saturday's satisfying, satori saturated satire.

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Friar Tuck said...

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Monday, June 11, 2007 10:55:00 PM  

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